You Vote, I Get Rich
Dearest readers, your humble and obedient blogger begs your assistance in this very important matter. The 2005 Canadian Blog Awards are accepting votes from the public effective tomorrow, November 24th until Wednesday, November 30th. Now considering this is by far the best (and only) blog you've ever read, it would make great sense for you to vote for me in the following categories: Best Blog, Best New Blog and Best Culture Blog. Vote now and vote often (up to once a day I think). Yes, yes I know: "big geek...blah blah blah...nerd...blah blah...has no friends...blah" and that's all fine and dandy but, dear readers, you must understand that this is all part of my master plan to gain exposure for my blog, get discovered by some mass media conglomerate that is looking to expand into the realm of blogs, become employed by said conglomerate to write my blog, get paid exorbitant amounts of money to do so and subsequently buy a nice laptop and maybe an island where I can retire. The end. Who is laughing now? Vote now. Please.