I can't believe that no one has thought of this before. I can't believe that I haven't thought of this. Scatological aficionados gather round: behold the Pee & Poo plush dolls. Even if you hate all things potty (Ben), you can't deny that these guys are cute. So cute in fact that you'll want to cuddle with your very own poo (or pee). You can purchase these little guys along with other Pee & Poo paraphenalia here.