Don't Worry, It Comes With A Poutine

Holy Moses! This is the Colossal Colon Clogger burger from Dangerous Dan's Diner in Toronto (Queen E. at Broadview) created after the owner's father had a heart attack. Aw. It's a 24oz beaf patty served with a quarter pound of cheese, a quarter pound of bacon, and 2 fried eggs. Now I'm no vegan or anything, but that's like, um, three different animals in one sandwich. That's almost (I said almost) as bad as turducken. What's that you say? Never heard of turducken? Well my friend, allow me to enlighten you: it's a fucking chicken...in a duck...wait for it...in a turkey! Ew.

Anyway, Dangerous Dan's Colossal Colon Clogger also comes with a large milkshake and a poutine, you know, just in case.

Mmmm...heart attack...