Mr. Potato Who?

So I’ve noticed a rash of new Mr. Potato Head dolls lately (and by "rash" I mean "two") and I thought I’d look in to it. Here are the results of my exhaustive research:

Darth Tater


Optimash Prime


Artoo-Potatoo

Spider Spud

As a result of this self-imposed research assignment, I have come up with two professional suggestions for Hasbro, makers of Mr. Potato Head:

1. Continue with lame-but-funny potato-related doll names. They amuse me.
2. Expand Mr. Potato Head brand to include the following characters:

• Cartman
• Stewie
• Dalek (but only two, one for Crissy and one for Adam)
• Napoleon Dynamite
• Harry Potter
• Paula Abdul