Urkel Matters
Inspired by my last post, here are some things you didn’t know about Steve Urquel or did know but had forgotten and of which you are now happy to be reminded:
- His father was a brain surgeon
- Urkel makes a guest appearance on an episode of Full House to help Stephanie “How rude!” Tanner deal with having to get glasses
- Steve periodically transformed himself into his suave alter ego Stefan Urquelle by using a Transformation Chamber that he created. This chamber runs on “a liquid known as ‘Boss Sauce’ (a combination of the original liquid, ‘Cool Juice’, plus a booster liquid)”
- Steve eventually created a cloning machine to create a permanent clone of Stefan Urquelle
- Lyrics to the accompanying song for “The Urkel Dance”: “If you want to do the Steve Urkel dance, all you have to do is hitch up your pants, bend your knees, and stick out your pelvis; I'm telling you, baby, it's better than Elvis!”
- Somebody somewhere might still have a copy of “The Urkel Dance” cassette single
- Cartman has a sleeping bag with a picture of Steve Urkel on it
- By the last season of Family Matters, Jaleel White, the actor who portrayed Urkel, was getting paid $100,000 per episode
- For a brief time during the run of Family Matters, you could start your morning with a breakfast cereal called "Urkel-Os" featuring Steve on the box
And now let's have a look at Jameel White today:
I've got nothing.
Labels: Television
6 Comments:
too funny , so happy you are back on board with your award-winning blog. affectionately Lorrie
um. so...he is gay?
I don't feel like I am enough of an authority on Jameel White to answer that question.
Also, hi Lorrie! I miss you guys! How's everyone doing over at Above & Beyond Inc.?
Gay, not gay - either way, Jameel's got some splainin'to do about that unfortunate wardrobe choice.
He and Daniel Radcliffe (http://www.queerty.com/details/danny-boy-does-details-20070709/rad1jpg/) might want to have a word with their stylists.
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