Mansion Apartment Shack House

Surely you all remember that game we used to play - you know the one that will determine, um, your future? That's right baby, they have M.A.S.H. on the internet now! This is like instant gratification M.A.S.H. - just set the display speed to "rapidly" and there you have it. No more waiting for ages while your so-called best friend take forever counting down to the boy you will spend forever with and the details of your life together. Will you get the cute guy or the mandatory loser/gross-guy-who-picks-his-nose-and-eats-it that your friend always makes you put on the list? Sure you live in a shack, but you drive a fucking corvette! As for me:

Your husband's name is John [I don't actually know a John] and you have 13 children. You work in TV who drives to work every day in a yellow Corvette. It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with John in your house in Toronto.

Play here.


Yeah, that looks about right.