Stupid Drink Idea #4: Snapple Pie
In the spirit of Jones Soda's Holiday Pack, and just in time for Christmas when people will spend money on just about anything, Snapple has released it's Snapple Pie line (and by line I mean two flavours): Snapple Apple Pie and Snapple Berry Mix & Mingle. Apparently both taste like crusty pie. I don't know what the deal is. Why are all these beverage brands trying so hard to get our attention with weird new products? Are people just not drinking as much as they used to? First there was Jones Soda and Brain Twist's Liquid Cereal, Coca Cola Blāk and now this. It's like these companies are all trying to win the competition for Dumbest Idea For a Consumable Non-Alcoholic Drink. "Look at me, I taste like crusty goodness!" "Yeah well I'm regurgitated cereal!" "Screw you guys, I taste like turkey and mashed potatoes!" Man, just give it up already...actually don't, cause then I'll have nothing to write about.