Sisyphusian Tape Dispenser
That looks so uncomfortable. I don't think I'd buy this tape dispenser just because I'd feel really bad for the poor guy. I mean the poor little dude is forced to sit in a perpetual crunch, gagging on a piece of tape just for your convenience. But if, unlike me, you have no heart and think this is funny, then you can pick up the One Man Try tape dispenser (even the name is cruel) over at Wrappables.