I have to say that I am embarrassed by the lack of ninja-related content that has appeared on this blog. In fact, I don't think I have even mentioned ninjas in the entire, albeit brief history of this blog. So to all you loyal readers I pledge to make a concentrated effort to bring you a fair amount of relevant ninja material. We'll start this effort no later than today with Sparkle Ninja Chewing Gum from Archie McPhee - no good ninja can go without. Little information is available about this mysterious gum other than what is evident from its packaging. That is to say it is guaranteed to provide you with supreme nunchakus skills and will ensure that your pink ninja outfit sparkles in all it's glory. Simply a must for all you deadly assassins out there.