The Man With The Poetry About Creepy Children

Some person unknown has put Tim Burton's book The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy: and Other Stories online for all to see. The stories are cute and touching in a sad and grotesque kind of way. Take for example The Boy with Nails in his Eyes:

The Boy with Nails in his Eyes

put up his aluminium tree.
It looked pretty strange
because he couldn't really see.

Or how about Brie Boy:

The other children never let Brie Boy play ...

... but at least he went well with a nice Chardonnay.

Via Farpas & Bitaites.