Someone Hand This Guy a Kleenex

Meet Peter Petrie. He wants to be your friend. He wants to help you on your never-ending quest to efficiently and effectively seperate your yolks from your egg whites - or albumen, if you prefer. How can he possibly help me with such a maddening task, you ask? Well, like so: you simply crack the egg and pour it into the top of his head. The yolks will remain in tact as the egg-whites will leak out of Peter Petrie's nostrils...

...looking suspiciously like booger. Do you think they did that on purpose?

Buy it here if you're, you know, crazy.