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Sunday, September 16, 2007

My Other Trucker Hat Is Funny

Do you watch 30 Rock? If not, you should stop reading my blog right away, get your hands on season one and watch all 21 episodes back-to-back and then come back to reading my blog. If you do then you may proceed with this blog post. In every episode 30 Rock, Judah Friedlander's character Frank Rossitano wears these awful looking Ashton Kutcher-style trucker hats with random nonsensical statements apparently made up by Friedlander himself. Of course I took it upon myself to compile a list of all of Frank's trucker hat phrases from season one.


Here is that list:

  • Ninja Expert
  • Done Deal
  • Extra Sausage
  • Joystick Master
  • Double Cheese
  • Arcade Champ
  • Bigfoot Expert
  • Hand Held
  • Over Easy
  • ESP Tutor
  • Kung Fu Beech
  • RODS
  • Karate Sluts
  • Beef 'N Bean
  • Smells
  • Extra Cheese
  • 1,000,000 Points
  • UFO Cop
  • Squeeze It
  • Cool As Ice
  • Time Travel Agent
  • Liz Rocks
  • Mash Potatoes
  • Beef Ravioli
  • Atomic Super Kick
  • Mystery Solver
  • Bahama Trapezoid
  • Alabama Legsweep
  • Force Field
  • Alien Knight Force
What would you do without me?

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Blogger Phillip said...

I've seen him IRL here and there, and he wears those hats all the damn time. I'm surprised he didn't find a way to wear one in American Splendor...

12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, when I first saw Judah on TV I was like "the guy who wears those hats is on TV?" I've been wondering for years what his closet looks like - he must have hundreds of those things.

8:49 AM  
Blogger Nathaniel Woodward said...

It's nice to find some 30 Rock fans out there- now that the show has won an Emmy, maybe some more people will turn off Grey's Anatomy and give it a shot.
In a fit of OCD, I also tracked Frank's hat logos all season long, and created a color-coded table. I added this table to the Frank Rossitano Wikipedia page, but the Wiki content Nazis said it was "too trivial", so they removed the table and locked the page.
Thankfully, I saved the table and posted it on my own site. Check it out!

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Blogger Crissy Calhoun said...

sweeeet. i cannot wait for the return of 30 Rock. skip the foreplay and go straight to the penetraysch (shudder).

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Blogger Dread Pirate Robert said...

And THAT is why they invented the Intertubes... to make lists of useless... er, I mean AWESOME ephemera.

Now we know them all! Thanks!

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Blogger Nicole - The F**k You Up Fairy said...

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Blogger Sharelle said...

I love 30 Rock so much, I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love Judah, so funny and a great guy.

Good for him.

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What would we do without you? Um, probably just get this list from Wikipedia like you did. Why even pretend like you did this yourself? Grow up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Frank_Rossitano&oldid=128242610

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Blogger Sharelle said...

Hey, spazzo, chill out.

I did actually go to Wikipedia to find the list but couldn't find it there (cause you've linked to a page that has been removed)...so I just grabbed it from some other site! Does that piss you off even more?

Do drop by again though. I so love your intelligent commentary.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

See also the Rossitano Report.

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