WARNING: Some content on the following site is definitely NSFW and kind of disturbing. You've been warned.
Human Upgrades is a super creepy DNA clinic in Europe that offers various surgical modifications and implants for the body. These "upgrades" fall under four categories: Simplicity, Lust, Hi Tech and Victory and include such options as webbed fingers/toes, ear reshaping (to decrease ear wax), a cooling system implanted in the back of your head that controls body temperature, an additional thumb to make you "the master of masters" and various genital modifications that make me queesy. I'm having a bit of trouble believing that this is even legal, but there it is, all laid out in a pretty website. I think I just puked a little.
Update: Looks like I've been had. As an annonymous reader kindly pointed out, this site has registered on the radar of the Museum of Hoaxes. And when I went back to have another looksee, it does indeed look pretty fake. How gullible I am! Anyone else think this was real? Anyone? Damn.