Patricia Waller is German. And she does crochet. I'd tell you more about her but her site is completely in German. Sorry. Anyway, hers is not just any crochet, it's Krazy Krochet! You won't find grandma's Christmas sweater here. Oh no, Patricia is more into crocheting murderous carrots and their rabbit victims, poor kids that fall off their bikes and proceed to bleed to death as a result of their injuries and aliens with naughty bits. You know, all the useful crochet stuff. See more crochet fun here.
Crochet can be fun! Except if you're a rabbit.
Or a kid who fell off his bike. Then you're screwed.